During last night's trouncing of the Houston Rockets I paid special attention to Luis Scola's special brand of basketball.  Almost immediately I arrived at the conclusion that I don't like him.  I don't like how he plays, I think he's a dirty player (see: Scola's bodyslam of Tony Allen), and frankly, I just don't like the cut of his jib. 

Anyway, we've all seen Conan O'Brien's skit where he takes a celebrity couple and, through the powers of modern technology, produce a photo image of what their potential baby would look like.   Well, we at Boston Sportz just got our hands on this same technology.

Now, a lot of people outside of Boston aren't aware, but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have been having some trouble lately.  Yeah, it appears that Jennifer wasn't too happy to learn that Ben was sleeping with Jimmy Kimmel and left him.  That sent Ben into a tailspin and he's been seen slumming around Southie with Sloth from the Goonies.  It's true.  You can't make this stuff up (and why would you want to?). 

Well, we plugged Ben's and Sloth's pictures into our Baby Photo Making Machine and were Ben and Sloth to have  a love child, this is what it'd look like: