Every now and then, people try to find new ways to shake up the old rivalry tradition. The much-maligned female sports fans may have finally topped us all.

Last week it was revealed that some ladies Rays fans (they exist!) were taking the newly formed "Rayhawk" and migrating south with it.... like SOUTH South.

Bugs and Cranks has been on the story from the beginning, this was the first video they posted about the Rays fans.

Never to be outdone, apparently some intrepid female Red Sox fans are trying to outdo even those plucky Rays. By going baby-bottom smooth. We may not have a fancy name for it yet, but I guess I'll just call it The Tito:

In the words of Winston Churchill: we'll fight them in the trenches, on the beaches, high above the labial folds.